WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Because that’s the only kind of trip the Establishment would
let it take.
National Security was at stake.
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the
chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Ralph Waldo Emerson:
It didn’t cross the road; it transcended it.
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
‘Cause it (censored) wanted to. That’s the (censored) reason.
You tell me.
He cwossed the woad to kill the wabbit.
(Whshhhhhhhhsh) Because it could not resist the power of the