The Answer to the Ultimate Question as Seen by the Famous

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The Answer to the Ultimate Question as Seen by the Famous

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Timothy Leary:
Because that’s the only kind of trip the Establishment would
let it take.

Douglas Adams:
Forty-two.

Oliver North:
National Security was at stake.

Albert Einstein:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the
chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Buddha:
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

Darwin:
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Ralph Waldo Emerson:
It didn’t cross the road; it transcended it.

Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Jack Nicholson:
‘Cause it (censored) wanted to. That’s the (censored) reason.

The Sphinx:
You tell me.

Elmer Fudd:
He cwossed the woad to kill the wabbit. 
Darth Vader: 
(Whshhhhhhhhsh) Because it could not resist the power of the 
Dark Side.

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2 responses »

  1. Back in 1988 I bought the 4-CD boxed set “Crossroads.” It had two versions of “Crossroads” on it. And they both were on thte same CD! I was so disappointed.

    In hindsight, I think Clapton started the tradition of giving the public all these different versions of the same song. Notwithstanding how much I love The Beatles, I really didn’t need to hear some of the garbage that they recorded before releasing the final version of the song. Like Paul McCartney said (loosely quoted): “There’s a reson we didn’t release all that crap.”

    Depeche Mode might have taken it to its extreme with all of their min-CD’s with 20 versions of one song. Ugh. And I have them all, too! That’s what’s really sad. Twenty versions of “Personal Jesus”…………….

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